Weather: Chance of snow then Cold, real Cold
Trail Conditions: Very Good
Getting to be the same ole, same ole around here. Cold, chance of an inch or so, Very Good trails and Italian beef sandwiches. Not much more I can say………. awe you know me better than that. Actually we are heading into a deep freeze, Monday high is -10. Holy Withchestit Batman. Did I mention we have hot toddies at the bar? Don’ t worry Tuesday it is supposed to warm up to 3 degrees.
Things are still in great shape around here, we have low traffic and enough snow to keep the trails fresh. So get your A$$es up here………
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as
childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired..
Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered,
and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing
at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.
There, she counted the money – fifty thousand dollars!
Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money,
and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored
Sally said, “No.”
Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile. “
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.
One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Andy said,” Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ….”
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here”