Trail conditions are very good around Bergland

Weather: two more days of mild temps

Trail Conditions: Very good

A shout out to the guy who thought he left his glasses at the Bergland gas Station.  Go back there, they have your glasses. 

Well once again I understated the trail conditions yesterday.  I thought with the warmer temps and more riders up here conditions would worsen later in the day.  Not so according to riders, all reports were pretty damn good yesterday.  Worst news I received was a little misting rain coming down.  We have 2 more days of this warm spell left and then back to the cold.  Not a lot of new snow in sight here but you never know when it is going to hit.  We have been picking up an inch or so every couple of days, not want we want but matbe it is going to be like last year.  If so in about a week from today it is going to start snowing and not quit until April.

 

Yesterday I was at Sam’s Club, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my
loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman
behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant?

So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that
no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that
I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it
works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete,
(certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food
poisoned me.

I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.

Sam’s Club won’t let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask
retired people.

They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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