Snow on the Bergland Trails

Weather: Cold today then heading for a warm up.

Trail Conditions: You Know, why make me say it again, they are excellent

Same ole same ole up here, trails are good and traffic is light.  We got an inch or so yesterday so the trails got a bit of a freshening up.  Conditions are still the best they have been in years.

The Police are going to be watching M-28 and M-64 in Bergland so if you are dumb enough to use the highways hopefully you have the money to pay the tickets.


The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban deed”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I ama better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife: really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”


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