Promise your Wife 12 inches and bring her to Bergland

Weather: 40 Degrees today and then Look out tonight

Trail Conditions: Holding their own, Look out tonight

Trails have been holding up for the most part, we have had a lot of melting as you can see from my webcams.  But the view of my cams on the street does not represent what is out in the woods.  The woods are great except for a few high spots on top where snow was thin in the first place.  Very far and few between from what I am hearing.  Coming into towns the snow will get thin because of the blacktop but we have plenty of snow left and Mother Nature is ALMOST guaranteeing blizzard like conditions by tomorrow.  11-17 inches according to  and then the cold sets in.  Head up today or wait until Saturday, Friday travel may not be too good.


A hurricane capsizes a cruise ship in the Caribbean. A stock broker washes ashore on a remote island. Outside of the beautiful scenery, a fresh water pool and bananas, there is little else.

One day, after several months have passed, a gorgeous woman in a small rowboat appears.

“Wow! I can’t believe I found another person!” she exclaims. “Were you on the cruise ship, too?”

“Yes, I was,” he answers. “Where did you get that rowboat?”

“Oh,” she says, “I found it washed up on the beach. Where is your shelter?”

“To be honest, I’ve just been sleeping on the sand,” he says.

She invites him to her side of the island. Once she’s rowed them to her side, she ties up the boat with hand-woven rope. “It took forever to find enough washed up strands to braid that length of rope,” she tells him.

She leads him to a cozy bungalow painted blue and green. “I scouted for felled trees and then stained the salvaged wood with these really juicy berries I found in the jungle,” she tells him.

Once inside, she excuses herself to slip into something more comfortable. She returns wearing revealing silk lingerie, smiling provocatively.

“I found some washed up suitcases from the cruise ship a few weeks ago,” she tells him. “But now that I’ve found you, I finally have a reason to wear something sexy again. Tell me, haven’t you been lonely? Isn’t there something that you really, really miss? Something you’ve been longing for, too?”

“Oh wow!” exclaims the man. “You mean you’ve found the Internet, too?!”

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