Trail Conditions: Fricken Awesome
Get out the long johns, that is if you have even put them away this year. The cold ass weather is back in full force one again. So expect flat, hard and smooth trails out there. Just bundle up and drink plenty of liquids, oh and eat lots of hot Italian beef too. Traffic is way down, even from the light traffic we have had this year, even though March yields some of the best riding conditions, most riders are done for the year. I hope to get out the second week in March for a ride, I think we will have plenty of snow left. I’m not sure where I will be headed but Copper Harbor sounds pretty good. I won’t go up and back the same day like most of you though, a 3 day trip sounds a lot better to me. Got to take time to stop and smell the roses. If I can’t find any roses maybe a few tequila’s and a bunch of Bush Lights in the local pubs will do.
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”