Two weekends left to Snowmobile in Michigan

Weather: Temps are good and snow is fresh

Trail Conditions: Jacob says they are awesome

Groomers are going, snow is falling and temps are cooperating.  Mild during the day and cold at night, you have 2 more weekends left for sure.  I am not sure what the law is about coming up snowmobiling after March 31st but I will contact the DNR and find out.  I gotta go and try to fix my plow truck today, see you this weekend…………

 

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop’s expense!

Irish cop says, “License and registration, please.”

London Lawyer says, “What for?”

Irish cop says, “Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”

London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

Irish cop says, “Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration,   please”

London Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”

Irish   cop says, “The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”

London Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”

Irish cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living crap out of the lawyer and says, “Daeye want me to stop, or just slow doon?”

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