Weather: Warmer and snow for the weekend
Trail Conditions: I heard trail 13 still sucks
Check out the weather forecast for this coming weekend, snow and mild temps. Need I say anymore?
Get your asses up here, I’m ordering more beef today and I don’t want to save it for 9 months and serve it to you next year…….
MY FIRST DAY OF EMPLOYMENTSo after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘No, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’
I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,
I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’