Weather: Warmer yet
Trail Conditions: 45+ today
What a depressing day yesterday was, all the people that said “see ya next year”. Well it is that time again folks, I’ll have a few in today I am sure but for the most part snowmobile season 2013 is over. Our 7th year owning the bar. We have met a lot of new friends and only came across about 9 or 10 assholes over that time. So I guess that means about 99.999% of snowmobilers are fantastic people and some have come to be very good friends of ours.
You know if half of you would buy side by sides and ATV’s and come up here in the summer time we wouldn’t have to wait 9 more months. We are going to continue working on the ATV trails up here, we have a ways to go to get the ATV program up to where the snowmobile program is, but we are working on it. It will come but it takes time, hopefully we all have a lot of time left.
Thank you all again from all of us at the Bay Bar, we appreciate each and everyone of you and hope to see you next year, if not sooner.
A shout out to my buddy Beer Belly Bob …….. “You can have Becker but the Princess is all mine buddy”
The Christian Way to Call Someone a Bastard
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?” The first guy said that he wasn’t much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said,
“You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings.”
The pro said, “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
The Priest said, “Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation……
And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I’ll marry them.”