Snow in the forecast

Weather: High 50’s Today

Trail Conditions: Melting away, wind and warm are taking their toll

Come on sunshine!!!!  WTF snow is in the forecast.  The last time we had snow last year was May 23rd, so I guess we got a ways to go before Spring hits the UP.  I’m itching to get the Commander out, I almost got it out of the barn yesterday, but I have a few jobs around the bar that need to get done before I think about doing that.  Not to mention getting the rest of my income tax info to the accountant.

 

Headache
> ————————-
>
> The Doctor said: “The good news is I can cure your headaches…The bad
> news is that it will require castration.
> You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up
> against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a
> headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
> testicles.”
>
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
> for. He couldn’t concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
> no choice but to go under the knife.
> When he left the hospital, he was headache free for the first time in
> over 20 years, but he felt as if he was missing an important part of
> himself.
> As he walked down the street he realized he felt like a different
> person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a
> men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need, a new suit.”
>
> The elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said, “Let’s see, you’re a
> size 44 long.”
>
> Joe laughed and said, “That’s right, how did you know?”
>
> “Been in the business 60 years!”
>
> Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
> mirror, the tailor asked, “How about a new shirt?” Joe thought for a
> moment and then said, “Sure.”
>
> “Let’s see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve.”
>
> Joe was surprised. “How did you know?”
>
> “Been in the business 60 years.” The shirt fit perfectly.
>
> As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said, “You could
> use new shoes.”
>
> Since Joe was on a roll, he said, “Sure.”
>
> The man eyed Joe’s feet and said, “9-1/2E.”
>
> Joe was astonished. “That’s right. How did you know?”
>
>
> “Been in the business 60 years.” Joe tried on the shoes and they also
> fit perfectly.
>
> As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, “How
> about new underwear?”
>
> Joe thought for a second and said, “Why not.”
>
> The man stepped back, eyed Joe’s waist and said, “Let’s see, size 36.”
>
> Joe laughed. “Finally I’ve got you! I’ve worn size 32 since I was 18
> years old.”
>
> The tailor shook his head. “You can’t wear a size 32. Size 32
> underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine
> and give you one hell of a headache.”

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