Weather: 40 and Sunny
Trail Conditions: Probably turning to mush
Tune in today and watch the snow melt. 40 degrees and sunny will make for a wet sloppy day for us. I think we will loose a lot of the wet snow that dropped yesterday. I’m itching to take the side by side out for a little ride but the trails need to dry out some. First we’ll need a foot or so of snow to melt off them, but that is only the rail grade, I’m sure there is a whole lot more out in the woods.
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. With out looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, “Stick it through that curtain.” Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains. “That’s not a foot!” screams the nurse on duty. “Holy shit, lady!” the drunk exclaims, “I never knew you had a minimum!”