Weather: Hey Hey up to 50 today
Trail Conditions: Back to mud and snow
Funny how the temperature does not melt as much snow as the sun does. Remember some of those days when the temp was only in the 20’s and the sun was beaming down? You could see water running down the road. Our problem has been the sun not popping out, but yesterday afternoon it did and so came the little streams of water running down the road. Spring will get here, just wish the sun would cooperate a little and do its job. We’re loosing snow, just not fast enough for our liking.
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
“Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.”
“ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy, the barman replied “Yes.”
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks “Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?”
“Certainly sir,”replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.”
“How much money?” inquires the guy. “4 cents”, he replies.
“FOUR cents!” exclaims the guy. “Where’s the Guy who owns this place?”
The barman replies, “Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy says, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
The bartender replies, “Same as what I’m doing to his business.”