Weather: 39 degrees for a high and rain
Trail Conditions: Cold, just fricken cold
Not much to do around here these days except sit around and watch the snow and Ice melt on Lake Gogebic. Looks like the Hoop’s camera is down again, maybe Dr Phil will go take a look at it today and get it going again.
Two weeks from tomorrow Walleye season opens up. If you are coming up, I suggest bringing warm clothes. And maybe an ice auger. Last years opener was very good for the fishermen with the ice leaving the Lake the night before on May 14th. This could be a repeat, come get your ice cold Walleyes.
What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that lasts more than four hours.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it??
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister”.
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do
….1/3 ownership in the store,
…a company pickup truck,
…a king size bed and
…$3,000 a month in living expenses
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp. “Wow”, says the bartender, “Something bad must have happened”. Yeah it did, he said. “I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex with my best friend.” The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. “This one’s on the house”. The dude gulps it down once again. The bartender asks “Did you say anything to your wife ? ” The guy answers “Yea, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bag’s and get out !” “What about your friend ?” asks the bartender. “I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG”