Singing in the rain, just singing in the rain

Weather: Rain again

Trail Conditions: Have at er………

Grass keeps growing and mosquitos keep biting. The weather was changing this week every hour I think.  I have someone coming down to the bar to look at putting in a washer and dryer today.  Since we have no laundry mat in town anymore I am going to try to put a coin operated one in the bar. Another hair brain scheme of mine I guess.

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, “Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”

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