Weather: Beautiful Still
Trail Conditions: Nice day for a ride
Another great day. Going to take Becker’s new car for a ride today to Duluth to pick up mom. Well it is not a new, new car but it is a lot newer than my 2002 Grand Prix she was driving. No she has a 2008 4 door Impala. A soccer mom’s car. Oh well that is what happens when we get old.
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar.
“What’s wrong, fella?” asked the bartender.
”Some things you just can’t explain.”
“Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.”
“You’re right,” said the bartender. “Some things you just can’t explain.”