Weathermen Suck

Weather: No rain in sight.  Go figure

Trail Conditions: Great

Now there is no rain in sight for a while.  I feel sorry for anyone needing to depend on a forecast.  Looks clear through the 4th for now but we’ll see.  Last night we had a great rainbow over the park.  It was raining to beat hell and the sun was shining.  Pretty cool.  Mosquitos were not around either.  Hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill, grandkids and mom.  What a great night.

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.

The next night, the woman goes to the panda’s house. “You owe me money,” she says.

“For what?”

The woman rolls her eyes and explains, “I’m a prostitute.”

The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: “Prostitute: Has sex for money.”

The panda says, “I don’t have to pay you. I’m a panda — look it up.” She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary.

The woman looks up “panda” in the dictionary. It says, “Panda: Eats bush and leaves.”

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