Weather: Into the 80’s
Trail Conditions: Dusty
In the 80’s today and for the most part a pretty damn good forecast for the rest of the week. But they have been way off on their forecast so who really knows for sure.
I am trying to postpone our ride till Wednesday, just haven’t gotten ahold of Miller yet. Maybe he will read this and give me a call.
I was asked this weekend why I don’t have a fishing report, and I have been thinking about how I could do one. I haven’t come up with a way though. You see I don’t fish, nor do I really care for fish. I don’t know it for a fact but I think when the fish are biting the fishermen are out on the Lake and don’t come into the bar. I get fishermen when the fishing sucks, weather sucks or the people fishing just don’t care or they are just not serious fishermen. So you see most of my reports would be very negative. If I find a good way to do one I will but for now I am at a loss.
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother’s reply is, “Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question.” The boy then asks, “Why did daddy leave you?” To this, the mother says, “you shouldn’t ask that” and then sends him to his room. On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother’s purse. When he picks it up, her driver’s license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, “I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an ‘F’ in sex!!!”