A Joke for today

Weather: High 60’s and partly cloudy

Trail Conditions: HERE WE COME

Off for a ride with Holly and Miller today.  Come on Helmut, you know Dee wants to go to.  We are leaving at 11.  Gonna try making it to Greenland, I heard they fixed the first part of the P trail, I think maybe we will try it.

I need to go get ready, Becker’s Grandson Ross is going with me.  Paul sent me a nice joke to use today so enjoy and I’ll talk to you later.

 

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
“Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer.
“No, they went to town.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
“No, he went with Mom and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy say’s, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.
The boy thought for a moment…then say’s, “you’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”

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