Nice in Bergland Today

Weather: into the 80’s

Trail Conditions: Dusty on the grades

Hot but the humidity does not look to bad for today.  The mosquitos have calmed down a lot so the nights are beautiful.  I did a little playing with the camera I am going to put down by Bergland Bay, it looks like I am getting a signal so hopefully I can get that one set up this week.  With the camera at my Buddy Mike’s place going down and the Walleye Lodge’s still down there is no view of the Lake.  So we need to do something about that.


The FirstApple

Awoman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of theircars are demolished but amazingly
neither of them was hurt.

Afterthey crawled out of their cars, the woman said, “Wow,just look at ourcars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be asign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together inpeace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, “I agree with youcompletely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “Andlook at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, butmy bottle of Red Apple
wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drinkthis wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle
tothe man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks halfthe bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes thebottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to theman.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

She replies,”Nah. I thinkI’ll just wait for the police.”

(Adam fell for the sametrick.)

Men will never learn.

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