Weather: into the
80’s 90’s Am I still in the UP
Dusty Sweaty on the grades
Holy Hanna, up into the fricken 90’s today. I moved here from Illinois to get away from this crap. Back into the 70’s for the rest of the week though. I worked on the web cam down at the Lake yesterday for a couple of hours, actually about 4 hours, with no luck. I though it was too long of a distance for the wireless equipment I have to send a signal back up here from the bar. About 5pm last night I decided to hang it up for the day and bring everything back up to the bar. And that’s when it dawned on me, I had the network cable plugged into the wrong hole. SO after wasting a whole day and thinking my equipment was wrong it all boiled down to me trying to go into the wrong hole. So hopefully I can get her going this week.
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out.” And he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer… for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? “What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?”
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.”
“Great!” said the couple “But we were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. “What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple.
“OH, COME ON!!!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer???”