Weather: Partly Crappy

Trail Conditions: Nice on a side by side with a roof and windshield

Slow start today.  My Macbook was stuck after OS updates and wouldn’t do a think.  I typed that in my iPhone and it told me to do a SMC reset.  I had to hold down four keys at the same time and whalah…….. No sure if I should be happy or pissed but it works just fine now. LOL

Looks like a chance of rain today and Sunday, actually a big chance on Sunday right now. I gotta run, taking Mom to Ironwood to shop for food for the visit from the Brothers this weekend.  It should be fun, it’s been a while since we were all together.

 

A man was telling his buddy “You won’t believe what happened last night.

My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.

Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. Don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.”
 
“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “she actually said that?”
 
“Well, she didn’t put it quite like that. She actually said,
 

‘Dad, meet my new boyfriend– Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary’s election campaign!'”

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