What’s for dinner Momma

Weather: Nice today, crappy this morning

Trail Conditions: A little bit of mud

Well it is the weekend Mom and I have been waiting for, my 3 brothers are coming to town.  It has been a while since we were all together last.  Beef today, baby back ribs tomorrow and turkey on Monday.  Oh and there may be a few beers drank in between there.  The weekend looks so so, but we will have fun just the same.

Chinese: “Me not come to work, me sick.”Boss: “When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it.”

Later chinese called back: “It worked. Me better. You got nice house boss!”

Little 6-year old John Smith’s parents felt really horny at 11 AM on Sunday and wanted to make love, but had to get John away for at least one hour. So they told him to go to the balcony and report all activities of their neighbours for the next hour. Being the innocent, dutiful son he was raised to be, he did as he was told.

His parents amused themselves, and then came the formality of the report at 12 PM.

John said “For the past hour, the Wilsons were watching TV, Mr. Cole was playing the piano, the Johnsons were playing carrom together and the Donalds were having sex.”

His parents were shocked! They asked him “How do you know that?” He said “Their son was out on the balcony too.”

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