Parrot Hookers

Weather:No rain in sight till Monday

Trail Conditions: Dusty, gonna get dustier too, but no rain

Still house hunting with Mom, man I hope I never have to move again LOL. Forecast is gorgeous still, this is by far the best weather we have had all year. (except for wintertime) Humidity has not been high, and cooling off at night.  Except for 10 degrees and Lake effect snow coming down how could you ask for anything better.

Hopefully we will see some SxS and ATV action (I get sick of spelling out side by side) this weekend.  It would be a great time to come up and take a ride.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,
But they only know to say one thing.’
‘What do they say?’ the priest asked.
They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’
‘That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment……
‘You know,’ he said, ‘I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible…
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.’
‘Thank you,’ the woman responded, ‘this may very well be the solution.’
The next day,
She brought her female parrots to the priest’s house….
As he ushered her in,
She saw that his two male parrots
Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying…
She walked over and placed her parrots in with them…
After a few minutes,
The female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’
There was stunned silence…
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,
‘Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have been answered!

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