Weather: Gloomy and Cool. I like it
Trail Conditions: I think I hear them calling me
What can I say or do today? It’s cloudy and cool today but no rain in sight according to the forecast. I’m going to church with Mom this morning, 11am at St Annes, there is a Mass for Louie Wolfe today. If you are in town stop on in, lightening never stuck when I first walked through the doors.
Other than that I am not sure what the day will bring. I gotta get moving on getting some of the summer chores done, fall is coming quick it looks like.
Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.
Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Sunny: “What’s that?”
Tina: “A condom.”
Sunny: “Where’d you get it?”
Tina: “You can get them at any Wallgreens”
The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local Wallgreens and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.
The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred.
“Doesn’t matter,” she replied, “as long as it fits on a Camel.”
The pharmacist fainted.