Weather: Up to 84 today YUK
Trail Conditions: It was fun yesterday
Becker and I went for a little ride yesterday. We didn’t get to far, I guess we were too busy visiting with friends along the way. We stopped by to check out the Car Shack, hey Bob everything looks OK except for the Bee or Wasps nest behind the shack. We didn’t stick around long to see what the hell they were, Becker went up close to the wall in back and here they came so we got out of there quick. I think I made Dick laugh a little.
Stormed pretty good last night, put that with the 80 degrees we are supposed to have and it should turn out to be a pretty humid day.
THE ITALIAN VIRGIN
Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, she stayed at her mother’s house, and was very nervous.
Her mother reassured her:
“Don’t worry Maria, Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care
of you. Meanwhile, I’ll be making pasta.”
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, “Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a big hairy chest.”
“Don’t worry, Maria,” says the mother, “All good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off
his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother, “Mama, Mama, Tony took off
his pants and he’s got hairy legs!”
“Don’t worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony’s a good man. Go
upstairs and he’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and
on his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. “Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a foot and a half!”
Her Mama said, “Stay here and stir the pasta.”