Who’ll Stop the Rain

Weather: Beautiful, if you are a Duck

Trail Conditions: Puddles and mud, but no dust

Not much going on today but we did have a pretty busy weekend at the bar. Last night Becker and I snuck off to spend the night at the casino, but they didn’t have any rooms available.  The place was packed.  We did pretty good though, I think we only spent about $40, and that included dinner and drinks.  Wish I could do that every time.

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling.

“I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season.

But one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

So he’s walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM !

The beaver drops dead in front of him.

“That’s impossible!”, says the old man in disbelief, “Someone else must have shot that beaver.”

The Doctor says, “My point exactly.”

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