Weather: Nice, 70’s during the day and cool at night
Trail Conditions: Nice day for a ride
Starting the middle of next week it is into the 30’s for a low. Hey I think the season may be becoming upon us. It won’t be long now. (that’s what the little doggie said before the farmer chopped off his tail) We ought to start taking bets on when the first snow flakes will fall.
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?”
Dad: “Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights.”
Boy: “So, why do they make packs of three?”
Dad: “For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights.”
Boy: “Then why do they make packs of 12?”
Dad: “Those are for married couples — you know, January, February, March.”