New use for Hairspray

Weather: High near 70 today

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

Nights are getting colder, no frost yet but it is close.  Maybe Wednesday night. I snuck out of the bar early last night, sorry if I missed you.  Mom was home alone and it was pretty dead yesterday.

Veterans ride coming up Sept 27th and our Grouse Tourney is Oct 11th. Opening of Deer season Nov 15th and Snowmobile Trails open Dec 1st.  Come on winter, my checkbook is getting low.  (And I want a damn Beef sandwich)

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.” The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, “Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.” The grandfather replies, “I know. That’s from your grandma.”

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