Weather: Rainy, shitty, good day to sit in the bar
Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail
I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum.
I did some work on Porky last night, you’ll be able to see him 24 hrs a day now. The timer should be here tomorrow. Crappy day out there today, might just as well just sit in the bar. Our grouse tourney is this weekend, we still have a few spots open if you want to join us.
Ole says to the doctor at Mayo Clinic: “I got a problem. I have a big bowel movement at 6 in da morning every day.”
Doctor: “That sounds perfectly normal. Why are you so worried about it?”
Ole: “Yah, but I don’t vake up until 7.”
One particular Sunday Ole was lying back in the hammock and, having just returned from church with Lena, he was feeling a little religious.
“God,” said Ole, “Ven you made Lena, vy did you make her so nice and round and so pleasant ta hold?”
Suddenly a voice from above said, “So you would love her, Ole.”
“Vell then vy, oh vy,” asked Ole, “vy Lord did you make her so stupid?”
“So she would love YOU,” said the voice.