Break out the Halloween Decorations

Weather: Cool but dry

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum.

Becker is busy decorating the bar with halloween stuff, Grouse tourney this weekend.  Pretty soon it will be deer season and that means we should have white stuff all over the ground. Tis getting closer to the season we all love. Long range forecasts (Farmers Almanac mostly) is calling for colder temps then last year. So with that said todays joke is for my friends (and Brother) from Minnesota:

Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around a fire. The devil asks them “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?

Ole and Sven reply, “Vell ya know, ve’re from Nordern Minnesoda, the land of ice and snow and cold. Ve’re yust happy for da chance ta varm up a bit, don ‘t ya know.”

The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops by again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, “It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you two feel that?”

Again Ole and Sven reply, “Vell, like ve told you yesterday, ve’re from Nordern Minnesoda, the land of ice and snow and cold. Ve’re yust happy for da chance ta warm up a bit ya know.”

This gets the devil a bit steamed and he decides to show these two just who is in charge down here. He cranks up the heat as high as it can go. The rest of the people are screaming and miserable. He stops by to see if his two Minnesota tenants are the same, and is astonished to find them in light jackets and baseball caps, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil says “Everyone down here is in absolute misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves! Why?”

Ole and Sven reply, “Vell, ya know ve don’t get too many varm days up dere in International Falls, ve just got to have a fish fry vhen da vedder is dis nice.”

This absolutely incenses the devil, he can barely see straight. He finally comes up with a plan to set these two straight. These two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives, so he decides to turn off all the heat. The next morning, the temperature in hell is below zero, icicles are hanging off the ceilings, people are shivering so much that they don’t even have the strength to complain. The devil smiles and heads over to check on Ole &Sven. He arrives and finds the two back in their parkas, hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, and giving each other hi-fives. The devil is now quite dumbfounded, “I just don’t understand, I turn up the heat and you’re happy. Now I turn off the heat, it’s freezing and you’re still happy. Why?”

Ole and Sven stop their celebration and look at the devil with a surprised look and say “Vell, don’t ya know, hell froze over… dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl!”

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