Where’s the Beef?

Weather: High in the low 40’s

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum.

Cooler today, but then warmer next week. I’m ready to see a little snow. Hopefully for deer season we have a few inches on the ground.

I bought a new freezer for the bar, I guess now I better order something to go inside of it so I am not cooling an empty freezer. ¬†What should I order, Italian beef, buns, and cheese maybe? I’m getting hungry for a beef, possibly a double bacon cheese burger too.


Ole was driving in traffic when he was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the Ole’s car and asked, “Are you going to Oslo?”

“Sure,” answered Ole, “Do you need a lift?”

“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to the Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you fifty dollars for your trouble.”

“I’d be happy to,” said Ole.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of Ole’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of Oslo when suddenly he was horrified. There was Ole walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to Ole.
“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”

“Ya, I know ya did,” said Ole, “but yust as ve got der it looked like it vas goin ta rain, so ve decided to go see a movie instead.”

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