17 days till the trails open

Early December riding is kind of iffy.  It takes the groomers a few days to get things opened up. But if you like breaking trail the first week of December looks like it may be a fun time to ride. The temps look like they are going to cooperate at the moment and it is getting colder at night. I received a few emails about coming up in November, it is a definite no. Deer season is open until November 30th.

Weather: ~24 inches on the ground

Trail Conditions: SNOW

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum.

A guy goes to the Post Office in Bergland to apply for a  job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“OK, have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8 a. m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m.  Every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8 a.m. To 4 p.m., why don’t you want me here until 10 a.m.?”

“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in your coming in for that.”

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