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Weather: Not good for the next week

Trail Conditions: Again probably not good for the next week

Well, if you can’t say anything good don’t say anything at all. But any of you that know me, know I can’t keep my mouth shut. Problem is I’m speechless. Mother Nature screwed up November by giving us too much snow, now she is screwing up December by taking the snow away.

I am calling my renters and telling them not to come for the next week, it is not going to be pretty. Hopefully things turn around soon, but for right now I think we are screwed. I’m not saying you can’t ride if you come up, but I think as the next week approaches you will find less and less good trails to ride on.

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug”.

She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.”

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss”.

She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.”

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich”.

She says, “Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.”

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