Weekend Conditions…….

Weather: Rain Monday, Snow Tuesday

Trail Conditions: From Bergland go east to Kenton then North or south, 1 North to white Pine is good also. 13 south is ok also.

What to say here. Conditions are going to deteriorate this weekend, into the 40’s and rain possible by Monday. ┬áBut, I’m sure those of you still coming will be able to ride thru Sunday, just ask where the better trails are and enjoy what you can. Bergland to White Pine, Bergland to Watersmeet, if you are in Ironwood do not take 8 east, take the low trail towards Marenisco instead. Avoid 1 south on the west shore of Gogebic.

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

“Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”

“Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.”

“He’s an asshole,” John said. “Piss on him.”

“You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.”

“Well, screw him!” said John.

“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.

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