Cold is coming

Weather: Forecasts changing by the hour

Trail Conditions: Some very good, some bad, some very bad

Watch for a hole in trail 3 1.5 miles north of trail 8. 

Christmas hours

Christmas eve Noon to 10pm,

Christmas Day 2pm to10pm

The forecast for next week is showing a lot less snow than originally predicted. But the temps are dropping off next week, which is what we really need the most. The next few days temps are going to be above freezing for a couple of days, but there are not many riders up so I think conditions will stay the same until later in the week when snow and cold is settling in. After Christmas week is too far off to guess what we may be in for. Hopefully the winds blow a big storm right back towards Bergland.

P.S. Eric, it is only 8:45am

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends
two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every

His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard,
so for his birthday she takes him to a local
strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,
“Hey, Vern! How ya doing?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to
this club before.

“Oh no,” says Vern. “He’s in my bowling league .”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern
if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”

“I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all
over him and says…
“Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Vern’s wife, now furious,

grabs her purse and
storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper
must have mistaken him for someone else,
but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says,

‘Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.’


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