Get your asses up here

1-7-15 11:45pm

Weather: Cold for a while and maybe a few inches tomorrow

Trail Conditions: Most are in pretty good condition

Trails were good overall except for 13 north a little rough, 8 west still has water and stay away from 102 until you here otherwise. Other than that everyone seemed to have smooth sailing. Or sledding.

A shout out to Eric Argall, the boys left you a bar tab, if you are not coming here in the near future just send your credit card number and we can square up.

I get asked from time to time about going off trail. I know a guy that will take you on some extreme off trail rides. He charges a fee but I don’t think you would be disappointed. This is the guy Click here too For serious riders only, if your interested email me and I’ll put you in touch with him.

One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil…
Satan: “Why so glum?”
Biker: “What do you think? I’m in hell!”
Satan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?”
Biker: “Sure, I love to drink.”
Satan: “Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. Bombay Sapphire, tequila, Guinness, red wine, single malt scotch. We drink ’til we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don’t have to worry about getting a hangover, because you’re dead anyway.”
Biker: “Gee that sounds great!”
Satan: “You a smoker?”
Biker: “You better believe it.”
Satan: “All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie,you’re already dead, remember?”
Biker: “Wow…that’s awesome!”
Satan: “I bet you like to gamble.”
Biker: “Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.”
Satan: “Good, ’cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn’t matter, you’re dead anyhow.”
Biker: “Cool!”
Satan: “What about Drugs?”
Biker: “Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean…?”
Satan: “That’s right! Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You’re dead so who cares.”
Biker: “Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!”
Satan: “You gay?”
Biker: “No…”
Satan: “Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough…”


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