1-11-15 10:00am

Weather: Still in a deep freeze till later in the week

Trail Conditions: Good to fair

Around the Lake trail 1 is probably your best bet, 13 south is still rough but is supposed to be groomed today. 1 north was rough by last night, 8 east was a little choppy. 13 north was rough as was 102. We have 2 machines down so the Groomers are doing the best they can do with only 1 machine.

A shout out to Rockford Aluminum Castings in Rockford, Joe says hello.

Harvey scolded me for saying titties on the report the other day so I can’t say titties anymore. Maybe ta tas could work Harvey? So cold the witches ta tas fell off. Nope, back to titties.

I get asked from time to time about going off trail. I know a guy that will take you on some extreme off trail rides. He charges a fee but I don’t think you would be disappointed. This is the guy Click here too For serious riders only, if your interested email me and I’ll put you in touch with him.

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth in the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question – and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying, they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter’s date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, ‘That’s so wonderful! Isn’t he smart? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows older?’

The father replied, ‘From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!’


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