1-23-15 9am

Weather: Shitty. Freezing rain and drizzle early today.

Trail Conditions: Good to poor

Most riders said trails were good to OK yesterday. Today’s high is mid 30’s but after that temps are going back down. Next week is showing signs of possible snow coming to our area. Bout damn time. Most riders I think are just happy to be riding and making the best of conditions right now.

Now for the detour of trail 8, Snowmobile Detour the red shows were the trail was and the green is showing the detour. Using the Lake will get you into Bergland the fastest when coming from the west. This will be the route for the rest of the year, they are doing highline work on the closed section.

A couple of shout outs,

The Manteno Boys say the trails were great and Harms is a tight ass.

Train and Phelan say Linko is a puss. I think they miss you buddy.

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says,”I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

’99’.
The old guy obeys and says,
“99”.
The doctor says, “Great”, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,
’99”.
Again, the old guy says,
99′.”
The doctor said, “Very good”.Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis
to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say,
’99’
The old guy begins,
 “One…two…three…”
REMEMBER,You don’t stop laughing because you grow old;You grow old because you stop laughing!

 

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