2-2-15 8am

Weather: Cold and a chance of snow this week.

Trail Conditions: Good to OK

Riders are saying trails are in Ok condition, not the best but not too bad, 13 north was even pretty good. 8 east has a chop in it that might not go away for the rest of the year I’m afraid. We haven’t had snow in a few weeks so realistically the trails are in a lot better shape than they should be considering all the traffic that has been up here. Hopefully things will change this week, there is a hint of snow in the forecast, and if the winds start blowing from the northwest……..BINGO

Good football game last night. Beats a blow out any day. I thought the half time show sucked though. I don’t get why they have all these new pop artists doing the half time shows. Bring back the Stones or Pink Floyd or Rush or Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. I can’t believe what these young kids are listening too. Shit I think I turned into my Dad.

The snowmobile detour on trail 8 adds a lot of miles coming to Bergland from the west, unless you take the Lake.

Snowmobile Detour the red shows were the trail was and the green is showing the detour. Using the Lake will get you into Bergland the fastest when coming from the west. This will be the route for the rest of the year, they are doing work on the closed section.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you

> remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years
> ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned
> against the back fence and I made love to you.’
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> Yes, she says, ‘I remember it well.’
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> OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around
> there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?’
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> Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
> idea!’
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>  
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
> conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
> himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex
> against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so
> there’s no trouble. So he follows hem.
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> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
> other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get
> to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
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> The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his
> trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
> in.
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> Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
> policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes
> while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
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> Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
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> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
> about life and old age that he didn’t know.
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> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
> the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
> back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to
> himself, this is truly amazing. I’ve got to ask them
> what their secret is.
>  
>  
> So, as the couple passes, he says to them, ‘Excuse me,
> but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic
> sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to
> this?’
>  
>  
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, ‘Sixty
> years ago that wasn’t an electric
> fence.’ 
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