Weather: Well it is supposed to snow today.
Trail Conditions: Good to Very good. They get soft quick when the suns out though.
Had groups in yesterday that said they had the best ride ever. Temps seem to getting warmer, bummer but it is getting to be that time of year. There is a lot of snow out there in them woods, it will take a beating for a while. Next week is showing signs of high 30’s but I still plan on going out if I get rid of this damn cold. Hopefully we get some cold on the back end of the warm up and we last a few more weeks, only time will tell right now. We are good for two more weekends I think, maybe three or four if we get some more cold ass weather.
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
The nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One was washing her private area and noticed that there
was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They found her husband and told him what happened, telling him,
“As crazy as it sounds, a little oral sex may do the trick and bring
her out of the coma.”
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would
close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went
into his wife’s room.
After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses ran back into the room.
“What happened?” they cried.
The husband said, “I’m not sure; maybe she choked!”
NEVER EVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND…