3-8-15 10am

Weather: Unseasonably warm.

Trail Conditions: Good considering the weather,  .

The trails held up yet another day. At least for the traffic and warm weather they held up way better than I expected. Most riders I talked to said conditions were pretty good yesterday. We are getting pretty low on beefs, I’ll probably run out early this week. I think the trails will be ok for a while, I still plan on heading north tomorrow. I’ll see how things go, I am just guessing that I will find a lot better conditions that what I think they will be right now.

The IRS sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue.

The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and
says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.”

“Yes,” answered the Rabbi.

“Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?” he asked.

“A good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We actually save them up. When we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and
then, they send us a free box of candles.”

“Oh,” replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question
actually had a practical answer. ? So he thought he’d try another
question, in his obnoxious way…

“Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs from the matzo?

“Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi calmly, “we actually collect up the
crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now
and then, they send a free box of matzo balls.”

“Oh,” replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

“Well, Rabbi,” he went on, “what do you do with all the foreskins from
the circumcisions?”

“Yes, here too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is
save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send
them to the IRS .”

“To the IRS ?” questioned the auditor in disbelief.

“Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi, “directly to The IRS …And about once a
year, they send us a little prick like you.”  

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