Weather: 60’s and sunshine.

Trail Conditions: Muddy.

Sunny and warm today then high in the 30’s tomorrow. Gotta love the UP.  It was 50 and windy yesterday, we lost a lot of snow. The snow banks in the lot across from the bar really went down. Now if we could only get a few 60 degree days in a row. My side by side wants to go for a ride.

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning,

on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The

insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I

drove a nail into the 2 x 4 just above where the cow’s stall is in the

barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?”

The rancher leaves for the fields.


After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on

the front door. “I came to inseminate the cow,” he said.


Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and

when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, “This is the one right here.”


The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, “Tell me,

lady, ’cause I’m dying to know. How would YOU know that this is the

right cow to be bred?”


“That’s simple,” she said. “By the nail that’s over its stall,” she

explains very confidently.


Laughing rudely at her, the man says, “And what, pray tell, is the nail



The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

“I guess it’s to hang your pants on,” she replied.

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