Weather: cold and gloomy.
Trail Conditions: Muddy.
Boy did we get rid of the snow yesterday, warm and high winds. Now it’s cold again, if we could only get a few of those warm windy days in a row. Check out the web cam at Fish Tales, the ice on the big portion of the Lake is getting dark, you’ll see water pretty soon. I need to get back to my income tax crap, time is getting short.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?” the man asked.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”
“Well,” said the man, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”
The homeless man was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf.”