4-7-15

Weather: 40 and Gloomy again.

Trail Conditions: Frozen.

OK time to break up the boredoom, working on giving the bar a face lift. New tile, new paint and if there is enough money left, new bar stools. I think we are long overdue for a new look. But for now……….back to those fricken income taxes.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you
would have $49 .00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have
$33.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you
would have $0.00 today!
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would
have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan
is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus…
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a
year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the
gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!

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