4-8-15

Weather: high 40’s and Gloomy again.

Trail Conditions: Frozen.

Late report today, probably cause there is nothing to report on. Hopefully I will find a good joke in my email. Found one….

Someone on FB gave me a good idea to make extra money. I am going to start selling homing pigeons on Ebay.

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
 
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
 
Then the priest comes in.  I say to him, “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”
He replies: “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side.”

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