Weather: 60 and Sunny.

Trail Conditions: You will have to see for yourself. I have to work.

Change in plans, no ATV ride this weekend. The guy doing the flooring in the bar had an opening next week so it is painting time at the bar.  Giving her a face lift, new floor, new paint, new ceiling tiles and new bar stools. Thank you snowmobile season, this was long overdue.

My Mommy, The  Dancer 
One day a  fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did  for a living.

All the typical  answers came up — teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor,  lawyer, and so forth.

However, little  Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher gently  prodded him about his mother, 

He replied,  “Well my mother’s an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes  in front of men, and they put money in her  underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with  some guy and stay with him all  night for money.”

The teacher,  obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to  work on some exercises and then took  little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, “Is that really true about your  mother, dear?”

Nope,” the boy  said, “She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be the next  President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other  kids.”

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