Monday the 13th.

Weather: 60’s and windy. Goodbye snow and ice on the lake.

Trail Conditions: Too early.

Nice temps the week ahead, ice on the Lake is going out quick too. Spring might finally be in the air. It’s about time. We lost a ton of snow over the weekend, warm air and high winds just blew most of it away.

Hey my Iowa friends, get ready I hear Hilary is coming your way LOL. Here we go again, a year of bullshit phone calls telling you who to vote for, I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait till it is over.

The Brothel
  The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County, Nevada, and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

‘May I help you, sir?’ she asked.

‘I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied.

‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else’, said the madam.

‘No, I must see Valerie,’ he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000. The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash, gave it toValerie, and they went upstairs… After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the history of brothels in Nevada, which dates back into the early 1800’s. But without hesitation he paidValerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man ‘No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?’
The man replied, ‘Billings, Montana.’
‘Really’, she said. ‘I have family in Billings.’
‘I know.’ the man said. ‘I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.’

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer


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