Weather: Snowy Again.

Trail Conditions: Grades should be white.

Do Do Do, Looking out my back door! White is all I can see, tree branches look 2″ around. Good Ole April in the UP. Not a lot going on up here, and not a lot to write about.

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” She then hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

Adam ate the apple, too.

Men will never learn…

One hot summer day, a blonde tied her dog in the shade of a tree and headed into a restaurant. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, ‘Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?’
The blonde said it was hers.  ‘Your dog seems to be in heat’ the officer said. 
The blonde replied, ‘No way. She’s cool cause she’s tied up under that shade tree.’ 
The policeman said, ‘No! You don’t understand. Your dog needs to be bred.’ 
‘No way,’ said the blonde. ‘My dog doesn’t need bread. She isn’t hungry ’cause I fed her this morning.’ 
The exasperated policeman said, ‘NO! You don’t understand. Your dog wants to have sex!’ 
(You have to love this) 
The blonde looked at the cop and said, ‘Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!’ 

Comments are closed.