Weather: 60 and cloudy. Nice day to go but a boat.

Up early and going to the Lawyer. No Becker is not divorcing me, just got some family matters to take care of, sucks growing up and acting responsible.

Going to buy a pontoon boat today, been up here long enough not owning a boat, well one that runs anyway. Found a nice smaller pontoon, thanks to Marlin at Timberline Sports. Mom is closing on her house next week, I think it will look a little nicer with a boat sitting out front.

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Many years ago a man was traveling
Through the mountains of Switzerland .

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.
He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.
The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer’s daughter asked her father,
“Who is that man going into the barn?”

“That fellow traveling through,” said the farmer. “needs a place to
stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn.”

The daughter said, “Perhaps he is hungry.” So she prepared a plate
of food for him and then took it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled
and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer’s wife was very observant.
She then suggested that perhaps
the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the
Barn.  And she too did not return for an hour.
Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly.
She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued
on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone,
She broke into tears.
“How could he leave without even saying goodbye,”
She cried. “We made such passionate love last night!”

“What?” shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house
Looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
The farmer screamed up at him, “I’m going to get you!
You had sex with   my daughter!”

The man looked back down from the mountainside,
Cupped his hand next
To his mouth, and yelled out…..

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