Weather: Beautiful, just fricken Beautiful.
Well as luck would have it, (or maybe no luck) a snafu in the paperwork is not allowing us to close on Mom’s house today. Total bummer, and no free beer at the party today. I repeat there is no party at Mom’s today. Everything will work out though, the paperwork should go through next week, Mom was headed back to Indiana on Sunday to finish packing anyway. Looks like we will have to change it to a U-Haul unloading party on June 20th instead.
FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE FLIGHT ATTENDANT
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand to identify yourself?”
Not one hand went up … so she took them home and had fresh-cooked crabs for dinner.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as many folks think they are.