Weather: Overcast and warm.

Coughing kicked my ass last night, I broke down and bought a pack of smokes yesterday, blamed it on Becker because she had her smokes out on the table when I got up yesterday morning. Gotta have that first smoke with morning coffee. Well last night about 10pm I threw the rest of the pack out due to coughing.

Today no Becker, she went to see her daughter for a few days in Iron Mountain, so I can’t use her for an excuse. I am sitting here drinking Tea instead of coffee and trying not to think about the pack of cigs over at Mom’s house that only has 1 cig in it.

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone.  He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25
pounds, but the man just shrugs, “That’s about average up our way, folks…like I said – my boy’s a typical County Cork baby boy..” Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender
says: “Say, you’re the father of that typical Irish baby that
weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren’t you? Everybody’s been makin’
bets about how big he’d be in two weeks ….. So how much does
he weigh now?”
The proud father answers: “Seventeen pounds.” The bartender is puzzled and concerned. “What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born.” The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whiskey, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says: “Had him circumcised.”

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